No Slip

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight grey frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized rose lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

ALL FUTURE

A futuristic one-lens frame thatll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.